thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

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xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

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John + Sassing Mycroft

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the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

 

kcesliv-irot:

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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

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How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood.
Unknown  (via 90377)

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